Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...