Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...