Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.