Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...