Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...