How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.