Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...