Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...