Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...