Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...