A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...