I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...