Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...