General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
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Betcha $500.00!
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This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
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Misunderstanding terms
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The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
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Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
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Thoughts
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Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity