Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...