Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....