Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...