Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...