Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...