Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...