The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...