Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...