Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...