Glass of water.
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Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
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Favorite House Pet
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Your Momma’s So Fat..
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Strange new battles
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Disorder in the Court!
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Looking into their eyes
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Holiday Banana Bread
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The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...