You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...