Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...