Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...