Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Food fight in a store
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Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...