Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...