Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...