How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....