Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...