Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...