Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...