On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!