Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...