Give Me An Ear!
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He goes up the wall!
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What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
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What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
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