Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...