Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...