Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...