Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...