Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...