man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...