Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...