How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
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Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...