Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...