Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...