Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...