The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...