How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...